I don’t understand why you all are here, this isn’t the most interesting class.
This isnt my full time job, I work for a living.
There will be lots of exams, like 5 or 6 or so, in fact, theres one right now
It’s better that I get bored before you.
I was in class when we had to come with clubs and fight off bears
Don’t like your grade? Ive been here 30 years, they cant touch me.
For pluses and minuses, I flip a coin.
I have a system, its all based on magic or something.
The 15 dollars prolly goes to some brick in the new Pauley Pavilion…
Textbook companies are like everyone else in the world, out to screw you. All you can do is sit back and take it.
We do have a lecture devoted to beer."